How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What did the baby ghost eat for lunch?
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.
What is a witch’s favorite subject?
What kind of hot dogs do you eat on Halloween?
Return to 13 Ways to Eek More Fun Out of Halloween