April Fools' Day Funnies

If laughter is the best medicine, we should all be in good health on April Fools’ Day. Crack up your kids with these funny bone-tickling jokes. 

Why does Swiss Cheese go to church?
Because it's holy.

What did the cherry say to the sprinkles?
See you on Sundae

What do cows do for fun?
Go to the mooovies (or listen to Mooosic)

What do skeletons say before dining?
Bone- Apetit

What is the monster's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The scary-go-round (or the roller-ghoster)

What do math teachers wear to ballet class?
A two-two

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it was feeling "crumby"

Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop

What did the astronaut find in the kitchen?
A U.F.O. (an unidentified frying object)

What do spiders do with computers?
Surf the Web, of course!

How do crocodiles kiss?
Very carefully

Why did the elephant wear blue shoes?
Because his red ones were in the wash

What kind of monster hangs out at the beach?
A sand-witch

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Candy who?
Candy party get started?

What state grows the most pineapples?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Where do people park their dogs?
In a barking lot

What did the banana say to the ice cream?
Let's split!