HA HA Halloween

Warning! These are some of the worst Halloween jokes we've ever heard, but kids just LOVE this stuff, so we're passing them on to you. Enjoy!

How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!

What did the baby ghost eat for lunch?
Boo-loney.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.

What is a witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling.

What kind of hot dogs do you eat on Halloween?
Hallowieners.

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